My name is Alice and I'm 19. Born and raised in Sweden but hoping to die as a wrinkly old lady in some other country in the world. Currently studying fashion design and dreaming of a bright future in fashion. I'm a friendly vegan and a hobby environmentalist, and I like to believe that I'm making a difference. And I really like corn, it is delicious. Ultragroteskt is swedish for ultra grotesque. I'm not saying that my blog is ultra grotesque, it's just that ultra and grotesque are two of my favourite words. The moar you know!




20:20   5-15-13   1 note

I got along with my camera pretttty well today.

I got along with my camera pretttty well today.

21:43   3-26-13   2 notes

Hello all new followers! I’d like to thank you for following my blog. If I was a celebrity, I would probably say “I love you all” but then I would lie. And since I am not a celebrity, I will not say it. One thing I can say without lying is that I am really grateful that you have chosen to follow my blog, and I really like and appreciate all of you. But I don’t love you, the only thing I love is corn.

20:43   3-20-13

Part of my collection made out of recycled materials inspired by the middle ages, from my fashion show of March 1st.

Part of my collection made out of recycled materials inspired by the middle ages, from my fashion show of March 1st.

21:01   3-12-13

Sharing the video of my fashion show from Friday, March 1st.

Seriously though, skip the first part, I sound so damn nervous when I talk, haha. I was in fact terribly nervous, so it’s not very strange that I did sound like that.

19:11   3-4-13   1 note

I ALMOST CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE DAY OF MY VERY OWN FASHION SHOW.
oh my
oh my
wish me luck

I ALMOST CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE DAY OF MY VERY OWN FASHION SHOW.

oh my

oh my

wish me luck

8:57   3-1-13   2 notes

Preparing goodiebags for my upcoming fashion show on friday!

Preparing goodiebags for my upcoming fashion show on friday!

0:47   2-28-13

I thought I’d share this with y’all.I had a stuffed toy bunny when I was a child.This is what it looked like.His or her name was Lila Kaninen, or Purple Bunny.Boy, did I have some imagination.

I thought I’d share this with y’all.
I had a stuffed toy bunny when I was a child.
This is what it looked like.
His or her name was Lila Kaninen, or Purple Bunny.
Boy, did I have some imagination.

21:16   2-24-13   1 note

So I have this English homework…

…in which I have to write a letter to my future grandchildren, and tell them about what life was like in the early 2000’s. It started out pretty good, but now I’m just writing shitloads about fucking additives. How did it come to this?

Sucks to be my grandchildren. I bet they were expecting a recipe for cinnamon buns or some shit in the letter. Seriously, sucks to be them.

0:45   1-31-13   1 note

Today, I bought the ugliest pillow known to mankind.I mean, it’s so… special.

Today, I bought the ugliest pillow known to mankind.
I mean, it’s so… special.

22:47   1-16-13

The worst thing about having a birthday is having to manually edit the “about me” section on every sort of site you’re using.

3:01   1-8-13   2 notes

Public whining: Three kilograms of books just fell onto my foot. THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS.

okay

so

merry christmas everyone

I’m not saying it too early. Swedes celebrate christmas on the 24th. Plus, we get to meet Santa.

jealous???

1:08   12-24-12

Ego o’clock

19:04   11-5-12   1 note

Casually playing around with photo editing apps on my phone à la 2007, due to lack of computer. Seriously, I haven’t got access to my computer. No school work will be done, no downloading, no Photoshop, no nothing! Dyyyying

Casually playing around with photo editing apps on my phone à la 2007, due to lack of computer. Seriously, I haven’t got access to my computer. No school work will be done, no downloading, no Photoshop, no nothing! Dyyyying

23:14   10-18-12   1 note

All of a sudden, my hair is long again.It’s… it’s… it’s like bamboo!

All of a sudden, my hair is long again.
It’s… it’s… it’s like bamboo!

22:10   10-13-12   2 notes